How to Act Young When You Look Old
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012
by Terry Mitchell
http://commenterry.blogs.com
I don’t know about you, but I look a lot older than I really am. Now I know I could resolve much of that by coloring my hair with some product like “Just for Men”, but I refuse to go there just yet. But it really gets frustrating sometimes. For example, at my brother’s wedding four years ago, the photographer thought I was his father. Really, I’m not kidding.
So I’ve decided to fight this battle in my own way. I have resolved that, since I obviously look old, I’m going to act young to compensate for it. So what I am doing to act young? Well, it all has to with the way I move around.
First, I try to walk faster than everyone else. That one is not a big deal for me, as I’ve always had a tendency to walk fast. It’s a family trait.
Second, I try to use quick, snappy movements. That means getting up from a sitting position quickly, sitting down quickly, lying down quickly, getting up from a lying position quickly, changing directions quickly, turning quickly, etc. Now this one presents a little more of a challenge to me. I have to be careful not to hurt or damage a sensitive body part.
Third, I don’t use my hands when getting up or sitting down. This is not as easy as it might sound. I’m amazed at how people much younger than I will push or pull themselves up with their hands when getting up from a seated position. They’ll use either the chair or seat they are sitting in or something in front of them such as a desk or the back of a church pew. Watch this the next time you are in church or any place else where a good number of people are gathered. This one requires a lot of concentration, as there is a natural tendency to use one’s hands when getting up or sitting down.
Of course, if all of that doesn’t work, there’s always the “Just for Men.”
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Top-level comments on this article: (7 total)Well, Terry, you made me smile! Before you go the way of "Just for Men" check out Danny's article on hair coloring for men. He's been doing it for years! Thanks for an entertaining read.Hi Lorrie, I'm glad you found it entertaining. :-) I think I will indeed check out Danny's article.
I'm sorry you worry about people thinking you're older tahn you are. I wonder why you worry. the tips are good, though.Jack, thanks for reading and commenting. Why do I worry about looking older? Because, in our society, youth is glorified, and younger people have more options available to them than older people do. For example, it is a proven fact than those who are older (or perhaps look older) are discriminated against when it comes to job/career opportunities.
Terry, I think you really need that thing "just for men" because the misunderstanding is too obvious. (you and your brother ) How could people think you were the father instead of an "older brother" ? Of course, this article made me lol and the incidents you told sound familiar to me. I heard of some too.Hilda, thanks for reading and commenting. Do you really think I should use the "Just for Men"? :-) Anyway, I'm glad the article made you laugh.I think you should use. Who knows it can really make you look younger. I wouldn't hesitate a moment if the product makes me look younger.
Go for it !
Excellent humor and light-hearted,. I think many identify with you.Christofer, thanks for reading and commenting.
Hi Terry loved this piece. To be honest I can think of other ways of acting young that wouldn't make me fear of breaking a bone, but more like put a smile on my face (lol). Like you in time, I pray they do a version of "Just for Men" just for women like me.
Keep well
KacyKacy, thanks for reading and commenting. I'm glad you liked the article. I'm surprised they don't already have a "Just for Women". :-)
Lol…many can identify with you Terry, I am sure of it…we are only as old as we make ourselves. Enjoy life and don’t worry too much :)Wendi, thanks for your thoughts and advice.
Hi Terry, I love your article, it is very amusing! I can honestly say that I (will turn 60 this year) do color my hair because I hate the way my gray hair looks. I eat healthy, take herbal supplements, drink lots of water and excercise [I do ZUMBA, you should try it!]. I look good and feel great naturally...Don't worry--that will only add years to your life! Just saying...Connie, thanks for the comments. I'm glad you love the article. I'm going to have to check this ZUMBA thing out. I've never heard of it before. But if it works that well for you ...
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